Quotes You Would Never Hear Musicians Say

[Slim]

"I started writing happier music, because the tears were making my makeup run" - Robert Smith

My god I've made some classic threads...

[Solitude]

ok...these are real ones:
"The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke,but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet." Oliver Herford.
"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings."
Ed Gardner.
"Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a pissing toad."
Truman Capote.

[Soeru]

"Bah, I think I should just give up on my musical carreer and my drug addiction" - Kurt Cobain(Nirvana).

"Let's play a song without guitar solos" - Ross the Boss(Manowar)

"How about a song that doesn't have looping guitar riffs?" - Jon Davis(Korn)/Corey(Slipknot)

"We gotta stay underground, man" - James Hetfield(Metallica)

"Wow... I'm actually doing an interview" - Eddie Vedder(Pearl Jam).

"I'm going to write my next song" - Frank Sinatra

"We're going to try to do a better recording this time" - Ted Skjellum(Darkthrone)

"I think we should just give it a rest, our band that is." - Ozzy Osbourne(Black Sabbath/Ozzy)

More to come.

[andvari_7]

"Let's write a metal album." - Fat Mike (NOFX)
"I'll play synth bass this time." - Les Claypool (just about as many side projects as Mike Patton)
"I'll sing like a 50-year-old man on this album." - Geddy Lee (Rush)

[Soeru]

"My voice is fucked up, I guess I should just go for clean vocals now" - Anders Friden(In Flames)

Cuz the fucker keeps trying so hard, now that he seems he can't growl.

[Edgecrusher]

"I think our current line up will stay together forever" - Dave Mustaine (Megadeth)