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Oi! I'd say I resent this thread, but I can really relate to them gingermen worshipping Hitler so I'll give it a 7. On the Richter scale.

Ho! Ho! Ho! As it turns out drinking gasoline just a few days before Christmas is apparently not that good of an idea. Long story short, I missed Christmas and no one got anything. Naturally I'm...

Oh yeah, man. Christmas/stealth/judicial review-style gaming all the way! :winner:

I'm not, sadly. Wednesday or Friday would be fine though.

Oh yeah, man, you should've seen what it did to the Tooth Fairy.

Hey (ho)! You're getting a really flexible sphincter ani externus and a really, really long asshole and that's the end of discussion!

It sounds an awful lot like the brilliant video game "Daze before Christmas", by Norwegian superheroes Funcom, if you ask me!! Take control of me, Santa Claus Claws, and watch me turn into Hulk Hogan...

Mhm, it's what happened to the Easter Bunny as well, only he never recovered. God has to fill in for him nowadays.

Not to worry, dear, they are going through your back door for sure - if you know what I mean. The butt, ya idiot! I'm using clever innuendo in order to refer to your asshole!!!



Well, that's...

Thank you, child.

So, in general gaming news I propose this.

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Imagine a game about the...

Signed it!

In return, and it's not often I ask for favours, I would like you all to sign this:...

No. Seriously, no fucking way. See, this Christmas, in lieu of gifts, I've decided to bless you with my opinion of immigrants. And polar bears. They are fucking annoying, they steal our women and/or...

Dear pisslips, I would like the moon to be made out of cheese. You wanna know what my moon-material-preferences accomplish? Diddlyfuck, that's what. Geez, some people...

On the plus side, you've...

Ho, Ho, Ho! You've been a good boy this year, Ragnar! You've been helping out them newbies, brushing your teeth and you've also cut down on the My Little Ponies-hentai a bit! You are deserving of the...

With a click and a clack,
and a great big ball sack.
Down through the chimney,
considering my size and my age - relatively nimbly.
Shaking my belly, like a bowl full of jelly.
Wobbling my wang,...