The only difference between dating a black woman and dating white women is, when a black woman says "Does my ass look big in this?", you say "hell yes!"
The only difference between dating a black woman and dating white women is, when a black woman says "Does my ass look big in this?", you say "hell yes!"
I didn't think either of those chicks were doable. But I suppose my standards are too high.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deach
Women of the species are indeed more deadlier then the male, I mean a girl said to me one time "what do you think of my breasts?" and I said "Turn around and lets have a look" and she proceeded to beat the crap out of me :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lethe°
Bear Grylls > Les Stroud
Drove downtown in the rain nine-thirty on a Tuesday night,
just to check out the late-night record shop.
Call it impulsive, call it compulsive, call it insane;
but when I'm surrounded I just can't stop.
It's a matter of instinct, it's a matter of conditioning,
It's a matter of fact.
You can call me Pavlov's dog
Ring a bell and I'll salivate- how'd you like that?
Dr. Landy tell me you're not just a pedagogue,
cause right now I'm
Lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did
Well I'm lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did.
So I'm lying here, just staring at the ceiling tiles.
and I'm thinking about what to think about.
Just listening and relistening to Smiley Smile,
and I'm wondering if this is some kind of creative drought
because I am
Lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did
Well I'm lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did.
And if you want to find me I'll be out in the sandbox,
wondering where the hell all the love has gone.
Playing my guitar and building castles in the sun,
and singing "Fun, Fun, Fun."
Lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did
Well I'm lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did.
I had a dream that I was three hundred pounds
and though I was very heavy,
I floated 'til I couldn't see the ground
I floated 'til I couldn't see the ground
Somebody help me, I couldn't see the ground
Somebody help me, I couldn't see the ground
Somebody help me because I'm
Lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did
Well I'm lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did.
Drove downtown in the rain nine-thirty on a Tuesday night.
Just to check out the late-night record shop.
Call it impulsive, call it compulsive, call it insane;
but when I'm surrounded I just can't stop.
damn, isn't it weird that you remember lyrics to songs you loved 5 years ago and haven't heard since?
This is not the post you are looking for.
Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by CheezyMadman
anyone got that picture of spung with the "who gives a shit" face?
I think that this should be used by all adminsQuote:
Originally Posted by TheotheImpaler
This should be used to ban people with also :P
http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w...pdienow2aa.jpg
Scrubs tbqh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lethe°
Im still hurting from bringing taht fucker upstairs.
all i have are theseQuote:
Originally Posted by CheezyMadman
(i initially had that pic)
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