Best sex advice I ever got was from a retarded guy, uh I mean Redneck. I mean didn't even Console, just drive around in a pick-up truck. "You think too much." Within a week I was "dating" his girlfriend. :)
Sup lonely people of the internet.
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Sup Sheik.
Oh man it's hot.
Some of us choose not to live in a part of the world where literally everything is trying to kill you.
Also where not only do they have tornadoes, but the tornadoes are ON FIRE.
Probably full of poisonous bugs too. It's like you guys live in a bad second rate sharknado.
No tornadoes here. There's the odd hurricane way up north but that's 1000s of kms away in the tropics.
Never have to worry about frostbite :wacko:
From what I've seen in the news lately it seems fires are just as bad in Canada.
The wildlife down here isn't that dangerous :lol If you have dogs then snakes are never a worry, with spiders there's one type you always make sure a couple are hanging around in your house because it isn't dangerous for humans at all but hunts and kills all other types.
Your nature spits in the face of reason.
To be fair, building your house on top of a pile of oil surrounded by super flammable trees isn't a smart move. Don't tell Alberta though. They'll accuse you of being a foreigner. TRUMP 2016 :wacko:
Yeah, see, I like living in a place where I don't have to keep animals around to kill the other super deadly animals. :wacko:
North Atlantic master race :wacko:
I would make a NATO joke but we're not in it, but more like good pals. :wacko: