Vampire Wizards and Mummy Penis! (Or: Ray plays The Twisted Tales of Spike McFang)*
I FUCKING HATE YOU EVANS, LIKE GODDAMN
Ray finishes LP of Spike McFang. Parades are held in his honor. A national holiday is declared. Women line up to sex him.
Or not.
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Intro and Tutorial Level
First town to first Savepoint in Dracuman Castle
First Dracuman Castle savepoint to second Dracuman Castle savepoint (yes, the first dungeon really is that big)
And the conclusion of that video
Second Dracuman Savepoint and the fight against Felina
And thus, we journey to the next area.
First, by traveling through the desert
Then we journey into a nearby dungeon to fight Croc.
What, you didn't think it'd be over that fast, did you?
And then we wave goodbye to the desert.
Only to begin freezing our asses off climbing this mountain
Then entering an ice palace
Before taking down an invincible snowman with an....interesting item
And then global warming kicks in.
I ride an airship, then get lost in a maze
I fight a gigantic bitch
I take my first run at the boss (It ends poorly)*
I came, I saw, I kicked its ass
*optional viewing
Q: How much of this game did you play before recording it?
A: A bit of the first dungeon, the (entire) maze, and that's about it.
Q: How much cheating did you do here?
A: None. Nothing I did in this LP couldn't be done on a standard SNES. Hell I even avoided out of using gamefaqs to find my way through the maze. Yes, that's right. I pen and paper'd it. I did however check the game length.
Q; Wait, what's this about restrictions?
A: I err...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Raype
Alright, fuck it.
Restriction time.
No sleep, no food, no drinks except beer til I finish this LP.
Either I do this or I die.
AND GO.
Yeah. It was seemingly the only way I'd finish this game. I won't be doing this again. As motivating as it was.
Q: Why are you bitching about the graphics? It looks fine!
A: They're rather flat. They frequently look/feel like something straight out of an RPG maker (as does most of the game). The levels are cliche as fuck, and they don't even stylize them particularly well. There's also NO ANIMATION WHATSOEVER. Considering this had to compete with much bigger and better looking games, I say it's founded. And that says nothing of the shoddy design/layout and abundant bugs (several instances of which I point out).
Feel free to tell me how badly I'm doing, or to discuss why it is hypnos sucks so much.
As for what's next, I might take some recommendations, provided I somehow get suckered into another one of these. Or not. I dunno.
Well, I guess there's only one thing left to say here.
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MUMMY DICK.
