Times you did get laid, but later realized it was a mistake.

This is obviously a counter thread to Ktiger's thread. :P Mainly because I had no good stories to tell for that thread except for one, and I didn't think it was appropriate.

Times I've gotten laid, but later realized it was a mistake (This was years ago. I'm not a slut anymore):

-Had a one night stand with someone I met online. The kicker? I later found out that this person had many one night stands with many of my friends, and wouldn't leave me the fuck alone for a good two weeks.

-Had a one night stand with someone I met up with. The plans for that night were to head to NJ for a UFC event. Afterwards, we spent the night together, and they wouldn't leave me alone for a bit.

-Had a series of one night stands with someone who I barely knew, but was so attracted to. We had lots of fun, but in the end, I was the one that wanted something in terms of a relationship. Didn't happen (since the other person had emotional ties to someone else).

-I went to a bar with some friends, and ended up spending the night with some random hot person. I left early in the morning fast because I didn't even know what the fuck I was doing there.

-I dated someone back in junior high, and we went to this persons place, and we got it on. The kicker? I got dumped shortly afterwards because one of my 'friends' told the person that I had interest in their best friend, and not them. :harold:

-One time in high school, I had a one night stand with one of my class mates. Well, not really a one night stand. I didn't spend the night. :P Anyway, it was all good. Afterwards, the person acted as if I were a stranger. o_O I felt so used. :(

-One time I spent a weekend in another state with some friends (this was when I met someone who I later had a relationship with, which i also regretted). I ended up sleeping with one of'em. Who happened to have a crush on the other person living there. Who happened to have had a fling with the other person I had a relationship with later. :grazy:

Anyway, thats all for now. I think I've said enough. :\ I'm not a slut anymore, but these things happened when I was younger. Do you all have interesting stories to add? Post away. :)

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Originally Posted by Michael

-I dated someone back in junior high, and we went to this persons place, and we got it on. The kicker? I got dumped shortly afterwards because one of my 'friends' told the person that I had interest in their best friend, and not them. :harold:

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What a dick.

Well this isn't really a getting laid story but here goes. My g/f and I had done the activity before a dance in HS (sweetheart swirl), and at teh dance sorta continued... when we were of to the side of the gymnasium we were making out like heavy... and then forgot there was supervision there... :slap: I personally see nothing wrong with a dating couple getting a bit into each other at a place like that seeings how much of the dancing from the younger ppl there was far dirtier than our heavy make out. I was like wtf??? we're dating its not like we showed up together complete strangers.

Anywho some random old bitch told us to stop and then ratted us out to her mother, which is quite funny b/c her mother told us to politely stop and that she took her time getting to us to give us a bit more time. :lol

Oh. The pretext for the old bitch tattle tailing on us? I had flipped out on her for not watching the punch bowl (whihc was here job) earlier that night. B/c at the last dance it got spiked and I had 3 large cups of that shit. I puked for a straight day and shit all over the bathroom.

I lost my virginity to a girl I barely knew whom I had only met a week before. She was a real piece of work, emo, cutter, and there's a good chance she was psycho. I friend of mine warned me about her when I first met her, told me she had a crazy look in her eyes when she looked at me, and that he had known her to be a psycho before.
After she fucked me (yeah, I was hardly in control of the situation), she told me that that guy had attempted to rape her before, and HE was a total psycho. x_x
Why, whereever I go, am I always surrounded by crazy people? :(

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Originally Posted by Jetsetlemming

After she fucked me (yeah, I was hardly in control of the situation)

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Wow. I'm not cutting on you at all, but She fucked you? :damn: I'd like a girl to do all the work for a change. Christ... That way she can please herself instead of me having to do all the work and guessing.

Well...here goes my bit.

Like...almost two years ago, around august, september, I don't remember very well, I was single after breaking up with some girl for some reasons she never explained to me, thing is, she became weird with all her friends including some chick I met thanks to her.

So one day she comes to my place almost crying because she was really pissed off with my ex and they had a fight at her place, then she left her house for a walk and stopped at my place because she was near.
After talking for a bit and trying to cheer her up I told her: "You should do something to piss her off in return" and she chuckled a bit, then replied: "Why don't WE do something to piss her off?" I just laughed a little because she said it in a cute way. Then we looked at the eyes and...*Ray, can you play that porno soundtrack disc? Thanks* stuff began to happen.

The girl was hot, no doubt, and I really didn't cared about anything during the time we...uh...were together, until we got finished.
We were very quiet and looking each other like saying "WTF?" with our eyes. >_>

Then she said: "Oh yeah, I need proof to piss her off!" and she grabbed her Digital Camera from her purse and before I could stop her she took a photo of us in the bed. >_>

Of course, "somehow" my ex saw the pic and she got really furious...and the girl and I stopped talking each other for quite a bit...it was really a dumb thing to do, I didn't know what I was thinking.

Then...we thought that "the thing at my place never happened" and we had some encounters during some time, yeah, it was a mistake to have sex with her the first time, but it wasn't bad at all. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Ktiger41

Wow. I'm not cutting on you at all, but She fucked you? :damn: I'd like a girl to do all the work for a change. Christ... That way she can please herself instead of me having to do all the work and guessing.

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Where do we find those types of women?

Never regretted getting laid.

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Originally Posted by Ktiger41

Wow. I'm not cutting on you at all, but She fucked you? :damn: I'd like a girl to do all the work for a change. Christ... That way she can please herself instead of me having to do all the work and guessing.

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I regretted it later, as per the topic. :P She was an absolute fucking psycho. I'd rather go without than get involved with that, honestly.
Hell, I'd rather go without than a lot of things. I'm pretty good at controlling my needs.:smirk:

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Originally Posted by Jetsetlemming

I regretted it later, as per the topic. :P She was an absolute fucking psycho. I'd rather go without than get involved with that, honestly.
Hell, I'd rather go without than a lot of things. I'm pretty good at controlling my needs.:smirk:

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I was reading your other post. :P Something like that happened to me, except that I was 16 and she was 27...

Does that count as rape? :wacko: Since I felt dirty and stuff. :lol

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Originally Posted by Fer!

I was reading your other post. :P Something like that happened to me, except that I was 16 and she was 27...

Does that count as rape? :wacko: Since I felt dirty and stuff. :lol

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It's only rape if she's ugly.

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Originally Posted by Ray.

It's only rape if she's ugly.

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Aww...then it doesn't count. :(

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Originally Posted by Jetsetlemming

Why, whereever I go, am I always surrounded by crazy people? :(

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Welcome to Emuparadise! :gimp: :sa-wink:

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Originally Posted by Vagabond

Where do we find those types of women?

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Idk. but when I find them I'll PM ya their cell phone numbers.

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Originally Posted by Ray.

It's only rape if she's ugly.

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:lol :lmao:

Boy do i have a couple of these stories

I had sex with Sprung











































I realized it was a mistake :wacko: